Paranoia

It’s good to be paranoid. People need to be more paranoid.

Case in point, JFK.

If I had been JFK, I would’ve seen all three gunmen. I would’ve pulled out my concealed Luger and fired first.

Man in book depository, boom!

Grassy knoll, boom!

Fake Jakie, boom!

Then is shoot myself, so I don’t change history and create a paradox,

boom!

But right at the last minute I twist out of the way of the bullet. Nice try, history. Better luck next year.

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